Orcs for honor! But if we are afraid of Guldan, then honor goes to hell; Friendship is magic, loneliness is bad (hello MLP); griffin (1 piece) – like the eagles from The Lord of the Rings: when the writers need him, he comes, but when the griffin is really needed, he is not there; the acting is clumsy, the actors themselves are not colorful, there are more plot holes than in the body of Jean Reno’s character from the film “22 Bullets: Immortal”, the narration is crumpled, the events are unmotivated, the stupidest dialogues about love and that same friendship, most of the battles (there are 4 of them) are completely washed away, 80 percent of the film is taken up by dialogues. Pros: orcs, graphene, Russian voice acting (our localizers tried harder than the Warcraft authors).
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Don’t pay any attention, you don’t give a damn about the attacks of Tolkienists? He even often included the name of the film in comparison, even if they peck at me, but I personally completely like the film. It’s just that they are either fired up by the competitiveness of the fantasy saga, or by PMS for all subtypes of fantasy in the film industry as a whole. I think this is not the first time they crow. Yes, in general, there was already a similar review on PeG, they showered it with such tomatoes :D. And inside the comments, an endless holivar began – good or bad, in general everything is good. I asked Tolkienists why the film was bad? — Write — GRAPHICS!1!!11 – turns out to be orcs, the detailing of backgrounds and other things is lame (against the background of LotR, of course). Well, in general, it’s clear that the film is good, but Tolkien fans and non-Varik fans will be disgusted by it. For an ordinary fan of fantasy, and for that matter a fan of Varik, it will cause downright frustration, because in general, a GOOD film has finally been released based on the Game. And the author’s disadvantages are more likely his problem of perception, only Garona was cardboard, only he can notice the holes in the plot of the campaign, dialogues about love and friendship – what did he expect from Warcraft? The alliance was created on a sense of honor and pride for their nation, and it’s clear that they have a brother for a fee and in general they don’t want conflict, which is quite logical. About the battles, of course, it was a completely normal format of battles, it’s clear that the Grants are stronger than the Footmans and the fact that they had to organize card deballets, no worse than Batman in games, it looked quite decent. In general, I didn’t understand its disadvantages at all, they look like nonsense from a local regular from Kashchenko’s clinic, it would be well-reasoned, maybe I would appreciate the review, but let disloys catch it.
The moment when a friend www.midnightcasino.uk at the conference told Varick better than it was in the film:
In short, orcs lived in Draenor
[1:08:27] asdasdgfrw: together with their draenei neighbors
[1:08:29] asdasdgfrw: we lived and didn’t grieve
[1:08:33] asdasdgfrw: they were shying away from each other
[1:08:47] asdasdgfrw: then nerzul, the chief shaman of the orcs
[1:09:05] asdasdgfrw: the spirits of ancestors came to Nerzhul in a dream
[1:09:13] asdasdgfrw: and they said that the draenei are preparing to fuck all the orcs
[1:09:24] asdasdgfrw: nerzul sent messengers to all clan leaders
[1:09:30] asdasdgfrw: and told everyone to hurry up and get ready
[1:09:34] asdasdgfrw: at first they were unhappy
[1:09:41] asdasdgfrw: like “you’re crazy, who do you think you are”
[1:09:56] asdasdgfrw: but then when he told and the shamans of the clans confirmed the words of nerzul
[1:10:00] asdasdgfrw: they are thinking about unification
[1:10:02] asdasdgfrw: and became a horde
[1:10:20] asdasdgfrw: and began to prepare for war
[1:10:33] asdasdgfrw: and so every night spirits came to Nerzhul
[1:10:38] asdasdgfrw: but then one day the spirits said
[1:11:00] asdasdgfrw: that now a higher being will come who wanted to give the orcs a helping hand
[1:11:06] asdasdgfrw: it was kiljaeden
[1:11:19] asdasdgfrw: he promised nerzhul omnipotence and so on
[1:11:24] asdasdgfrw: at first he was wildly happy about this
[1:11:42] asdasdgfrw: but then he began to sense a catch and went to the sacred mountain where all the spirits of the ancestors rest
[1:11:51] asdasdgfrw: and finally realized that he had been screwed all this time
[1:12:04] asdasdgfrw: and then his student guldan hit him in the back
[1:12:25] asdasdgfrw: nerzul did not die but lost the will to live and became a stupid shadow
[1:12:55] asdasdgfrw: somewhere by that time all the shamans had lost their power and panicked
[1:13:07] asdasdgfrw: and the saving Guldan came with his black magic given to him by Kiljeden
[1:13:19] asdasdgfrw: OFC shamans were glad that they became useful again
[1:13:27] asdasdgfrw: and they used black magic often
[1:13:43] asdasdgfrw: the harmful influence of black magic karoch distorted the environment
[1:13:46] Superior ^_^ Being: Kiljaeden is draenei
[1:13:48] asdasdgfrw: the earth was dying and so on
[1:13:53] Superior ^_^ Being: maybe Saregas has come?
[1:13:58] asdasdgfrw: shut the fuck up
[1:14:09] asdasdgfrw: kiljeden eredar
[1:14:15] asdasdgfrw: and he is one of Sargeras’s generals
[1:14:26] asdasdgfrw: I forgot about the eredars
[1:14:34] asdasdgfrw: once upon a time there lived mega powerful eredars
[1:14:42] asdasdgfrw: and they had three leaders
[1:14:46] asdasdgfrw: archimonde, kiljaeden and velen
[1:14:49] Superior ^_^ Being: what is the difference between eredar and draenei?
[1:15:01] asdasdgfrw: they were all so fucking cool
[1:15:07] asdasdgfrw: then Sargeras came to them
[1:15:19] asdasdgfrw: and started recruiting them
[1:15:31] asdasdgfrw: showing a picture of how powerful they will become
[1:15:40] asdasdgfrw: kiljeden immediately agreed
[1:15:44] asdasdgfrw: archimonde doubted
[1:15:51] asdasdgfrw: Velen agreed but after Archimonde’s words he decided to check
[1:15:55] asdasdgfrw: Velen was known as a prophet
[1:16:00] asdasdgfrw: and looked into my sphere of foresight
[1:16:05] asdasdgfrw: and saw that Sargeras was not lying
[1:16:11] asdasdgfrw: they really became very powerful
[1:16:24] asdasdgfrw: but at the same time they became disfigured and became demons
[1:16:35] asdasdgfrw: he was horrified and tried to tell Archimonde and Kiljaeden
[1:16:49] asdasdgfrw: but they have already decided to accept the word of sargeras
[1:17:04] asdasdgfrw: they just laughed at Velen and said that he was too worried
[1:17:17] asdasdgfrw: then Velen gathered his friends
[1:17:22] asdasdgfrw: and showed them the future
[1:17:38] asdasdgfrw: they also said that this was a problem and began to gather
[1:17:54] asdasdgfrw: and one day when they got together
[1:18:05] asdasdgfrw: Velen’s best friend turned out to be a Kiljaeden spy
[1:18:08] asdasdgfrw: and handed them over to Kiljaeden
[1:18:17] asdasdgfrw: and they were going to be lynched
[1:18:23] asdasdgfrw: and were already approaching the mountain where they were
[1:18:29] asdasdgfrw: and then some voice spoke to Velen
[1:18:34] asdasdgfrw: and said that he would save them and the like
[1:18:38] asdasdgfrw: if they touch the crystal
[1:18:46] asdasdgfrw: they touched and fucked on a spaceship
[1:18:56] asdasdgfrw: it turns out Na’aru saved them
[1:19:01] asdasdgfrw: some kind of imbecile race
[1:19:09] asdasdgfrw: btv the “god” of people is Na’aru
[1:19:27] asdasdgfrw: blood elves became paladins because they held one of the Na’aru captive))0
[1:19:50] asdasdgfrw: that’s how it was ordered and the company fucked in draenor
[1:19:56] asdasdgfrw: other eredar called them "draenei"
[1:20:07] asdasdgfrw: which in Eredun, their language, means “outcasts”
[1:20:19] asdasdgfrw: or idk
[1:20:28] asdasdgfrw: then kiljeden went crazy
[1:20:31] asdasdgfrw: and just followed them everywhere
[1:20:41] asdasdgfrw: even Archimonde started telling him “why are you giving a damn about them”
[1:20:45] asdasdgfrw: but Kiljaeden’s ass didn’t die down
[1:20:52] asdasdgfrw: and then one day, hundreds of years later, he found them in some wretched world
[1:21:01] asdasdgfrw: before, when he found draenei, he immediately attacked with a horde of demons
[1:21:08] asdasdgfrw: they also managed to fuck on their spaceship
[1:21:14] asdasdgfrw: but now Kiljaeden decided to act differently
[1:21:19] asdasdgfrw: found out that orcs also live on that planet
[1:21:25] asdasdgfrw: and started to mess with their heads
[1:21:32] asdasdgfrw: so here it is
[1:21:50] asdasdgfrw: one day Kiljeden appeared to Guldan and said
[1:22:10] asdasdgfrw: like drink the blood of Mannoroch and everything will be chikipuki)))0 the orcs will become dumb and bloodthirsty and it will be easier to control them
[1:22:22] asdasdgfrw: he gathered the entire horde and held a solemn ceremony
[1:22:28] asdasdgfrw: where they drank from the cup
[1:22:35] asdasdgfrw: ofk he didn’t tell them it was demonic blood
[1:22:41] asdasdgfrw: they naively believed that they were simply becoming stronger
[1:22:54] asdasdgfrw: Grommash Hellscream was the first to volunteer
[1:23:01] asdasdgfrw: by the standards of orcs he was considered even a bit of a scrub
[1:23:15] asdasdgfrw: but when he drank blood, all his muscles bulged and enlarged
[1:23:22] asdasdgfrw: when they saw this, the orcs were happy and went to drink))0
[1:23:29] asdasdgfrw: but some orcs decided not to drink
[1:23:40] asdasdgfrw: including Orgrim Doomhammer, Durotan and several other non-names
[1:23:59] asdasdgfrw: all those who drank turned green
[1:24:04] asdasdgfrw: but those who didn’t drink still turned green
[1:24:10] asdasdgfrw: due to actively used black magic
[1:24:15] asdasdgfrw: which spoiled the whole environment
[1:24:18] asdasdgfrw: and slowly killed the planet
[1:24:29] asdasdgfrw: that’s why outland is now the BTV desert
[1:24:39] asdasdgfrw: the orcs drank and the buffans gathered
[1:24:44] asdasdgfrw: and in the rage they went to fuck the draenei
[1:24:48] asdasdgfrw: got to the first city
[1:24:56] asdasdgfrw: everyone was fucked
[1:25:02] asdasdgfrw: seriously – there are half-orcs and half-draenei
[1:25:15] asdasdgfrw: let’s go to the second city
[1:25:18] asdasdgfrw: and the whole city went into inviz
[1:25:22] asdasdgfrw: THAT’S THE TROUBLE
[1:25:28] asdasdgfrw: but don’t despair orcs
[1:25:39] asdasdgfrw: after all, ten years ago Durotan and Orgrim got lost in the forest
[1:25:48] asdasdgfrw: and the draenei kindly invited them, showing them how to remove invisibility
[1:25:52] asdasdgfrw: and they remembered everything))0
[1:26:10] asdasdgfrw: in short it ended with the orcs slaughtering the draenei
[1:26:18] asdasdgfrw: a handful of draenei led by Velen fucked
[1:26:25] asdasdgfrw: a handful of draenei remain
[1:26:32] asdasdgfrw: and due to the damage of black magic they were also distorted
[1:26:34] asdasdgfrw: and became motherfuckers
[1:26:40] asdasdgfrw: like Gondar or DS from the first Dota
[1:26:58] asdasdgfrw: but the vast majority were cut off
[1:27:03] asdasdgfrw: but damn
[1:27:10] asdasdgfrw: after that kiljeden was happy and fucked
[1:27:17] asdasdgfrw: and guldan slowly began to understand that his fucked up ass
[1:27:22] asdasdgfrw: the planet is dying, and the orcs are languishing with bloodlust
[1:27:25] asdasdgfrw: WHAT TO DO THEN
[1:27:30] asdasdgfrw: and then the savior came
[1:27:35] asdasdgfrw: he was contacted by the human magician Medivh
[1:27:39] asdasdgfrw: from another world
[1:27:57] asdasdgfrw: and said that “hey dude, we’ll open a portal between worlds and then you’ll launch a raid”
[1:28:05] asdasdgfrw: well, the orcs opened and raided
[1:28:11] asdasdgfrw: the first enemy was the city of Stormwind
[1:28:17] asdasdgfrw: or Stormgard
[1:28:21] asdasdgfrw: or Stromgarde
[1:28:25] asdasdgfrw: or Stromgrad
[1:28:30] asdasdgfrw: fuck these identical names in short
[1:28:45] asdasdgfrw: and there was a wise king
[1:28:46] asdasdgfrw: LLANE RINN
[1:29:00] asdasdgfrw: and a short retreat
[1:29:09] asdasdgfrw: a few years ago, three childhood friends lived and did not grieve
[1:29:10] asdasdgfrw: three people
[1:29:34] asdasdgfrw: Prince Llane Wrynn, son of the soldier Anduin Lothar, and son of the court magician Magna Medivh
[1:29:52] asdasdgfrw: they lived and had fun
[1:30:00] asdasdgfrw: and one day in the forest we came across a group of trolls
[1:30:05] asdasdgfrw: they shit themselves and started fighting
[1:30:12] asdasdgfrw: with grief we were able to win
[1:30:20] asdasdgfrw: but after an active use of magic, Medivh lost consciousness
[1:30:26] asdasdgfrw: and soon fell into a coma for ten+ years
[1:30:32] asdasdgfrw: and retreat
[1:30:37] asdasdgfrw: MONSTER years ago
[1:30:40] asdasdgfrw: approximately 700 choles
[1:30:49] asdasdgfrw: there was such an order
[1:30:52] Superior ^_^ Being: Medivh’s mother kicked Saregas?
[1:30:54] asdasdgfrw: Guardians of Tirisfal
[1:30:55] asdasdgfrw: yep
[1:31:03] asdasdgfrw: top-secret cool order
[1:31:09] asdasdgfrw: where there were only cool cool magicians of all races
[1:31:19] asdasdgfrw: there were no OFC orcs then
[1:31:30] asdasdgfrw: in short, you understand what races
[1:31:36] Superior ^_^ Being: azeroth
[1:31:39] asdasdgfrw: and was among them
[1:31:45] asdasdgfrw: was*
[1:31:47] asdasdgfrw: Magna Aegwynn
[1:31:51] Superior ^_^ Being: ancestor of Medivh
[1:31:52] Superior ^_^ Being: yes
[1:31:53] Superior ^_^ Being: I read
[1:32:02] Superior ^_^ Being: in Northrend I fucked Saregas’ avatar
[1:32:04] asdasdgfrw: in short, the guardians of Tirisfal transferred all their power to her
[1:32:07] Superior ^_^ Being: being pregnant
[1:32:11] asdasdgfrw: nope
[1:32:14] asdasdgfrw: she wasn’t pregnant
[1:32:21] asdasdgfrw: the guardians of Tirisfal gave her all their silt
[1:32:25] asdasdgfrw: and that’s why she was so impatient
[1:32:28] Superior ^_^ Being: well fuck it
the avatar then switched to medivah
[1:32:35] asdasdgfrw: in short, Aegwynn fucked Sargeras
[1:32:37] asdasdgfrw: presumptuous
[1:32:41] asdasdgfrw: and lived without sorrow for 700 years
[1:32:52] asdasdgfrw: then I thought about the need for children
[1:33:04] asdasdgfrw: fooled the court magician of Stormwind
[1:33:06] asdasdgfrw: Nilasa Arana
[1:33:08] asdasdgfrw: and conceived a child
[1:33:12] asdasdgfrw: gave birth
[1:33:17] asdasdgfrw: and then fucked far away
[1:33:23] asdasdgfrw: haven’t seen her either)00
[1:33:28] Superior ^_^ Being: why just fucked up?
[1:33:29] asdasdgfrw: nilas aran raised his son
[1:33:31] Superior ^_^ Being: riley?
[1:33:32] asdasdgfrw: yep
[1:33:35] Superior ^_^ Being: such an imbo
[1:33:42] asdasdgfrw: then briefly
[1:33:45] Superior ^_^ Being: maybe they’ll see her again
[1:33:48] asdasdgfrw: medivh was a good kid and all that
[1:33:51] asdasdgfrw: let me tell you more
[1:34:00] Superior ^_^ Being: k
[1:34:02] asdasdgfrw: but when he fell into a coma
[1:34:08] asdasdgfrw: this was already the influence of Sargeras
[1:34:29] asdasdgfrw: stop, I’ve been talking for half an hour already (99
[1:34:32] asdasdgfrw: in short he fell into a coma
[1:34:41] asdasdgfrw: and when I woke up I was already completely under the control of Sargeras
[1:34:43] Superior ^_^ Being: [1:34] asdasdgfrw:
[1:34:44] asdasdgfrw: well, almost completely
[1:34:58] asdasdgfrw: he went and settled in the Karazhan tower
[1:35:04] asdasdgfrw: hired a castellan and a cook
[1:35:13] asdasdgfrw: apparently it was the man Mediv who wanted
[1:35:18] Superior ^_^ Being: I passed the tower)))
[1:35:19] asdasdgfrw: and then THE MAGES OF DALARAN
[1:35:23] asdasdgfrw: who were jealous of the power of Medivh
[1:35:27] asdasdgfrw: they sent a spy to them
[1:35:39] asdasdgfrw: apprentice mage named Khadgar
[1:35:42] asdasdgfrw: he came like this
[1:35:44] asdasdgfrw: and asked to be a student
[1:35:57] asdasdgfrw: Medivh agreed (it seems that this was also the desire of Medivh himself, and not Sargeras)
[1:36:05] asdasdgfrw: and in short they lived like this
[1:36:10] asdasdgfrw: medivh didn’t really teach
[1:36:14] asdasdgfrw: but Khadgar read books and rocked the crochet
[1:36:25] asdasdgfrw: there were also little things along the way like
[1:36:34] asdasdgfrw: like Khadgar ended up in some room in the tower and saw the future
[1:36:41] asdasdgfrw: but there was nothing special there
[1:36:53] asdasdgfrw: in short, one day some half-orc named Garona came to them
[1:36:56] asdasdgfrw: and called herself an emissary of the horde
[1:36:59] asdasdgfrw: they babbled and the garona left
[1:37:17] asdasdgfrw: somewhere else Medivh and Khadgar staged a sortie
[1:37:22] asdasdgfrw: Medivh destroyed a couple of orcs with a fireball
[1:37:24] asdasdgfrw: and they returned
[1:37:29] asdasdgfrw: to the tower
[1:37:35] asdasdgfrw: then Garona and Khadgar became friends
[1:37:37] asdasdgfrw: they were chatting about something
[1:37:40] Nikita: I understand when two dudes are discussing something
[1:37:46] Superior ^_^ Being: that’s not
[1:37:48] Superior ^_^ Being: everything is fine
[1:37:53] Superior ^_^ Being: I don’t want to disturb him
[1:37:55] asdasdgfrw: then they began to understand that Medivh is even driving
[1:38:06] Nikita: and when one stupidly non-stop tells something to another, who only occasionally agrees with something, I don’t understand that
[1:38:13] Nikita: [1:37] Superior ^_^ Being:
everything is fine
I don’t want to disturb him, I know
[1:38:15] asdasdgfrw: Anduin Lothar also joined them
[1:38:16] Superior ^_^ Being: I’ll discuss it later
[1:38:36] asdasdgfrw: and it dawned on them that Medivh was screwing them and in general he was the bad guy who brought the horde
[1:38:39] Nikita: you could go read Vika
[1:38:44] asdasdgfrw: recruited infantrymen, staged a raid
[1:38:53] Nikita: instead, Asya should sit here and rip out teratons of text
[1:38:54] Superior ^_^ Being: vika long fuck
[1:38:56] asdasdgfrw: and let’s go bend over Medivh
[1:39:02] asdasdgfrw: when did they come
[1:39:06] Superior ^_^ Being: ace likes it)
[1:39:11] asdasdgfrw: it turned out that Medivh killed the castellan and the cook (cry plak)
[1:39:17] Superior ^_^ Being: stop
[1:39:18] Superior ^_^ Being: why
[1:39:22] Nikita: [1:39] Superior ^_^ Being:
[1:39:22] asdasdgfrw: ask sargeras
[1:39:23] Superior ^_^ Being: he invited them
[1:39:24] Nikita: I won’t interfere
[1:39:25] Superior ^_^ Being: and killed
[1:39:29] asdasdgfrw: they lived there
[1:39:33] asdasdgfrw: several years
[1:39:38] asdasdgfrw: together
[1:39:41] Superior ^_^ Being: and the cook is like a cool character?
[1:39:44] asdasdgfrw:?
[1:39:44] Superior ^_^ Being: with the churchman?
[1:39:45] asdasdgfrw: yes no
[1:39:50] Superior ^_^ Being: what does kostelyan mean in general
[1:39:51] asdasdgfrw: castellan raidboss of Karazhan
[1:39:57] asdasdgfrw: something like a butler
[1:39:59] asdasdgfrw: but not the butler
[1:40:06] asdasdgfrw: more precisely the castellan’s corpse
[1:40:08] asdasdgfrw: raidboss
[1:40:10] Superior ^_^ Being: a
[1:40:15] Superior ^_^ Being: there was something there
[1:40:21] asdasdgfrw: cook I don’t know who
[1:40:25] asdasdgfrw: in general they always called him Chief
[1:40:34] asdasdgfrw: fans found out much later that she is a cook
[1:40:42] asdasdgfrw: I mean she’s a woman*
[1:40:56] asdasdgfrw: that Medivh killed them
[1:41:03] asdasdgfrw: symbolizes that Medivh abandoned everything human
[1:41:14] asdasdgfrw: in short there was a short battle
[1:41:20] asdasdgfrw: during which Medivh stole Khadgar’s life
[1:41:25] asdasdgfrw: and Khadgar became an old man
[1:41:31] asdasdgfrw: at twenty years old already gray-haired and bearded((9
[1:41:39] Superior ^_^ Being: kek
[1:41:49] Superior ^_^ Being: and Khadgar is a familiar name
[1:41:52] asdasdgfrw: and in short Anduin Lothar pierced Medivh’s heart with a sword
[1:41:54] Superior ^_^ Being: he appears on instagram?
[1:41:57] Superior ^_^ Being: or raid
[1:41:57] asdasdgfrw: idk
[1:42:02] asdasdgfrw: after that they scattered
[1:42:11] asdasdgfrw: the war dragged on
[1:42:15] asdasdgfrw: very long
[1:42:19] asdasdgfrw: the losses on both sides were huge
[1:42:38] asdasdgfrw: then the half-orc Garon came to King Llane
[1:42:40] asdasdgfrw: chatted
[1:42:45] asdasdgfrw: and then she suddenly killed and ran away
[1:42:50] Superior ^_^ Being: war orcs all people?
[1:42:57] asdasdgfrw: after the death of the king, people despaired and the city fell
[1:43:12] asdasdgfrw: Anduin Lothar carried out Prince Varian Wrynn and a handful of surviving people
[1:43:16] asdasdgfrw: and they headed to Lordaeron
[1:43:21] asdasdgfrw: [1:42] Superior ^_^ Being:
[1:43:25] asdasdgfrw: yep, this is the first part of Warcraft
[1:43:28] asdasdgfrw: they kill Medivh there
[1:43:53] asdasdgfrw: apparently Garona killed Llane to stop the war
[1:44:05] asdasdgfrw: damn
[1:44:09] asdasdgfrw: the second war was just awesome
[1:44:11] asdasdgfrw: how I like her
[1:44:21] asdasdgfrw: in short, then the orcs have already completely mastered this little world
[1:44:25] asdasdgfrw: and scattered in all directions
[1:44:39] asdasdgfrw: oh yeah
[1:44:45] asdasdgfrw: the leader of the first horde was BLACKHAND
[1:44:59] asdasdgfrw: mega brutal guy who hated all weaklings
[1:45:09] asdasdgfrw: was the leader of the black stone clan
[1:45:23] asdasdgfrw: after the first war he was challenged to battle by Orgrim Doomhammer
[1:45:26] asdasdgfrw: his deputy
[1:45:35] asdasdgfrw: and killed
[1:45:37] asdasdgfrw: cutting off the head
[1:45:43] asdasdgfrw: and became the new leader of the horde
[1:45:52] asdasdgfrw: after that he scared away the sharashka guldan
[1:45:57] asdasdgfrw: and began to keep them on a leash
[1:46:07] asdasdgfrw: not literally ofk
[1:46:13] asdasdgfrw: in general, I remember these places very vaguely
[1:46:20] asdasdgfrw: in short, the second war was much larger than the first
[1:46:25] asdasdgfrw: where only one city was destroyed
[1:46:28] asdasdgfrw: big but still one
[1:46:34] asdasdgfrw: well, the villages around mb
[1:46:48] asdasdgfrw: during the second war, the orcs managed to destroy almost all human kingdoms
[1:46:53] asdasdgfrw: fuck
[1:47:01] asdasdgfrw: there is much more to tell here
[1:47:05] asdasdgfrw: and betrayal on the human side
[1:47:08] asdasdgfrw: both dwarves and elves
[1:47:16] asdasdgfrw: and deathwing already appeared with his children
[1:47:37] asdasdgfrw: mega cool zuljin along with his trolls
[1:47:53] asdasdgfrw: who hated elves is just fucking
[1:48:52] Superior ^_^ Being: he’s a half-elf himself
[1:48:52] Superior ^_^ Being: ._.
[1:49:00] asdasdgfrw: you’re crazy?
[1:49:11] Superior ^_^ Being: and betrayed by people or people?
[1:49:11] asdasdgfrw: you also say that trolls are half-orcs, half-elves
[1:49:18] asdasdgfrw: people betrayed people
[1:49:23] Superior ^_^ Being: trolls, half-elves and half others
[1:49:23] asdasdgfrw: and took the side of the horde
[1:49:32] asdasdgfrw: TROLLS ARE THE ORIGINAL RACE OF AZEROTH FUCK
[1:49:40] asdasdgfrw: THE VERY FIRST RACE
[1:49:56] asdasdgfrw: night elves are evolved dark trolls
[1:50:03] asdasdgfrw: they became smarter thanks to the source of eternity
[1:50:08] asdasdgfrw: so you’re right about something lol
[1:50:22] asdasdgfrw: and high elves are night elves
[1:50:26] Superior ^_^ Being: means the opposite
[1:50:33] Superior ^_^ Being: clear
[1:50:36] asdasdgfrw: in short, fucked up
[1:50:36] asdasdgfrw: read
[1:50:39] Superior ^_^ Being: k
[1:50:44] asdasdgfrw: fucking books are easy to read
[1:50:57] asdasdgfrw: and the plot is interesting
[1:51:07] asdasdgfrw: btv when did Tirion Fordring become so successful?
[1:51:15] asdasdgfrw: in the book he was the bottom
[1:51:22] asdasdgfrw: who was given pussy by an old orc
[1:51:25] asdasdgfrw: twice
[1:51:27] asdasdgfrw: and regretted it twice
[1:51:57] Superior ^_^ Being: continue already
[1:52:06] asdasdgfrw: CUNT
[1:52:07] Superior ^_^ Being: what a Tyrion by the way
[1:52:08] asdasdgfrw: I haven’t read for a long time
[1:52:25] asdasdgfrw: obdpictures1.wikispaces.com/file/view/Tirion_Fordring_TCG.jpg/287529968/Tirion_Fordring_TCG.jpg
[1:52:38] asdasdgfrw: dude, I remember the first war because there weren’t many events there
[1:52:42] asdasdgfrw: the second one is a pussy
[1:52:48] asdasdgfrw: games of thrones suck
[1:52:55] Superior ^_^ Being: well, I read a little there
[1:53:04] Superior ^_^ Being: red dragons on a leash from the orcs
[1:53:06] Superior ^_^ Being: deathly
[1:53:14] asdasdgfrw: deathwing was epic
[1:54:13] asdasdgfrw: images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090822090747/wowwiki/images/9/99/YoggNeltharion.jpg
[1:54:19] asdasdgfrw: here he is
[1:54:22] asdasdgfrw: in human form
[1:54:28] asdasdgfrw: he was pretending to be human
[1:54:37] asdasdgfrw: a lord from a small kingdom
[1:54:41] asdasdgfrw: completely exterminated by orcs
[1:54:49] asdasdgfrw: he was smart and knew how to flatter
[1:55:05] asdasdgfrw: and easily joined the noble society
[1:55:08] asdasdgfrw: and became an influential figure
[1:55:14] asdasdgfrw: but he was not interested in it
[1:55:34] asdasdgfrw: his goal was to transport his children to draenor
[1:55:36] asdasdgfrw: to live there
[1:56:03] asdasdgfrw: in short, he transported this with the help of orcs
[1:56:07] asdasdgfrw: and here it’s just pussy
[1:56:16] asdasdgfrw: little people ran after him
[1:56:18] asdasdgfrw: and killed all the children
[1:56:23] asdasdgfrw: broke all the balls
[1:56:34] asdasdgfrw: and then they stripped Deathwing himself and turned him inside out
[1:56:42] asdasdgfrw: and then they wonder why he’s so angry((
[1:57:48] asdasdgfrw: CUNT
[1:57:50] asdasdgfrw: O_o
[1:57:54] asdasdgfrw: book about Tyrion 2000
[1:57:58] asdasdgfrw: even before the third brew
[1:58:34] asdasdgfrw: but in the third brew there was no smell of it
[1:58:40] asdasdgfrw: why is he so cool in Vovka soaring
[1:58:45] asdasdgfrw: we accidentally remembered about it and decided to introduce?
[1:59:32] asdasdgfrw: arthas btv was crazy since childhood
[1:59:45] asdasdgfrw: it seems that the main thing that pushed him to become a death knight
[1:59:53] asdasdgfrw: THIS IS WHEN HE RIDED HIS HORSE IN THE RAIN
[2:00:01] asdasdgfrw: IN YOUR YOUTH
[2:00:13] asdasdgfrw: AND IN SHORT THE HORSE SLIPPED AND BROKE AND DIED)))
[2:00:22] asdasdgfrw: this memory has been in his head for a long time
[2:00:24] asdasdgfrw: and he went crazy after that
[2:01:52] Superior ^_^ Being: okay fuck Arthas
[2:01:58] Superior ^_^ Being: let’s have a second war
[2:02:03] Superior ^_^ Being: what happened at the end
[2:02:31] asdasdgfrw: epic duel between Anduin Lothar and Orgrim Doomhammer
[2:02:39] asdasdgfrw: doomhammer broke the fuck of a stupid man
[2:02:42] asdasdgfrw: and roared
[2:02:55] asdasdgfrw: and then Turalyon came and beat him
[2:03:04] asdasdgfrw: after which the orcs took away the Doomhammer and fucked him
[2:03:07] asdasdgfrw: bitch stupid ending
[2:03:14] asdasdgfrw: fucked up Turalyon was infuriating
[2:03:19] asdasdgfrw: it’s good that he died
[2:03:31] asdasdgfrw: then there is war 2.5
[2:03:36] asdasdgfrw: although this is not even a war
[2:03:39] asdasdgfrw: orcs fucked into their world
[2:03:43] asdasdgfrw: and for some reason people followed them
[2:03:52] asdasdgfrw: nerzhul led the horde again
[2:03:55] asdasdgfrw: drew a skull on my face
[2:04:08] asdasdgfrw: and gathered the remnants of the horde to open the portal
[2:04:12] asdasdgfrw: and fuck together in some empty world
[2:04:18] asdasdgfrw: to live normally
[2:04:30] asdasdgfrw: and then little people with a hole in their ass came running to beat them up
[2:04:45] asdasdgfrw: the brutal orc kargath sharp-armed remained
[2:04:53] asdasdgfrw: so that other orcs can go to the new world
[2:05:01] asdasdgfrw: and started waving with people
[2:05:10] asdasdgfrw: he got kicked but he survived
[2:05:13] asdasdgfrw: never mind croche
[2:05:20] asdasdgfrw: there were also a bunch of ogres, some kind of magicians
[2:05:24] asdasdgfrw: and Nerzul was also a wild imba
[2:05:30] asdasdgfrw: he is the only shaman left
[2:05:34] asdasdgfrw: but at the same time it’s fucking powerful
[2:05:46] asdasdgfrw: with one swing he swept away a bunch of people
[2:05:48] asdasdgfrw: and called lightning
[2:06:10] asdasdgfrw: in short, in the end, a handful of orcs were still able to escape!
[2:06:13] asdasdgfrw: but no fucking way to the new world
[2:06:18] asdasdgfrw: nerzul and his close shamans left
[2:06:25] asdasdgfrw: and ended up in the clutches of Kiljaeden
[2:06:36] asdasdgfrw: Nerzul’s soul was torn apart for a long time
[2:06:40] asdasdgfrw: then I decided to find a use for it
[2:06:43] asdasdgfrw: and chained in ice in Northrend
[2:06:51] asdasdgfrw: and the orcs who went with him
[2:06:53] asdasdgfrw: turned into liches
[2:06:56] asdasdgfrw: there you go
[2:07:17] asdasdgfrw: in short, I left out a bunch of details
[2:07:24] asdasdgfrw: missed the second war altogether
[2:07:28] asdasdgfrw: 2.5 war only partially
[2:07:35] Superior ^_^ Being: ok
[2:07:35] asdasdgfrw: read Yoba’s books yourself
[2:07:44] Superior ^_^ Being: in 3 the orcs decided to fuck in Kalimdor?
[2:07:50] asdasdgfrw: wow.blizzgame.ru/literature/chronologiya-literatury/
[2:07:52] asdasdgfrw: yep
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